The epitome of average. Quick review with barely any details of this Netflix film. A very minor spoiler to make a comparison in the review itself.
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Black Adam (2021): An Insightful Anti-Colonialist Subtext
This film is a love letter to the peaceful democratic protests of the Arab Spring.
Carrie (1976) on Amazon Prime: A Very Good Film
Spoilers for this Classic.
Source Code (2011): The Most Boring Sci-Fi Film I’ve Ever Watched
Everything about this film is trash. Don’t waste your time.
Monster (2018 / 2022): A Sad Attempt at Social Commentary with a Pro-Racist Plot Twist
Spoilers in the Review of this dumpster fire of crap.
A Review of World of Kanako on Hulu
A Story so Brutal, Dark, and Intriguing. It pushes the limits of creative freedom. Absolutely masterful.
Mr. Harringan’s Phone on Netflix
Spoilers for this slice-of-life film. If anything in this film can be called a spoiler, since basically nothing happens.
Prey (2022) on Hulu
Massive Spoilers for this film in the review. A new bar has been set.
Predator (1987) on Hulu
I expected a machismo action flick, instead I found a story with fantastical stratagem that reminded me of Sun Tzu’s Art of War.
Love and Leashes (2020) on Netflix is Fucking Amazing
A rather unique film exploring BDSM with no explicit depictions of sexual relations.
I Am Mother (2019) is a phenomenal film
I Am Mother (2019) on Netflix. A short, relatively spoiler-free review.
Back Roads (2018) is so stupid
Alex Pettyfer / Alexander Richard Pettyfer and the author of the book this was based on, Tawni O'Dell, need to learn how to do math.
Birds of Prey was absolutely fucking hilarious and Margot Robbie killed it
Slight Spoilers for Birds of Prey on HBO Max
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness: The Worthless Failure of Disney’s LGBT Pandering
Sam Raimi’s acquiescence to Disney’s coded anti-LGBT stance is so disgusting. Not unexpected from a horrible and incompetent film director who obeys his corporate handlers at Disney.
The Double (2013) Opinion Piece and Review (Amazon Prime)
A Brief Review that contains Spoilers.
Beast (2017 / 2018) Theory: Moll is the Beast and Pascal is Beauty
Beast (2017 / 2018) on Amazon Prime. Major Spoilers.
World’s End Harem Controversy: Westerners are Scapegoating Japan for Christian Pedophilia
Sony, Crunchyroll, and Funimation are scapegoating Japan for Western Pedophilia.
The Handmaiden (2016) on Amazon Prime: An Intellectually Stimulating LGBT Romance and Heist story
If you’re an adult who has Amazon Prime, give yourself the pleasure of watching this wonderful film. This film gets a 10 / 10 in every category. One of the most beautiful depictions of LGBT intimacy and love.
365 Days Film on Netflix: An Epic Rape Fantasy
The Porn flick I couldn't help but watch while slogging through Brandon Sanderson's Warbreaker.
American Ultra (2015) on Netflix
Spoilers for a Boring, Paper-thin story.