I Am Mother (2019) is a phenomenal film

I Am Mother (2019) on Netflix. A short, relatively spoiler-free review.

Back Roads (2018) is so stupid

Alex Pettyfer / Alexander Richard Pettyfer and the author of the book this was based on, Tawni O'Dell, need to learn how to do math.

Birds of Prey was absolutely fucking hilarious and Margot Robbie killed it

Slight Spoilers for Birds of Prey on HBO Max

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness: The Worthless Failure of Disney’s LGBT Pandering

Sam Raimi’s acquiescence to Disney’s coded anti-LGBT stance is so disgusting. Not unexpected from a horrible and incompetent film director who obeys his corporate handlers at Disney.

The Double (2013) Opinion Piece and Review (Amazon Prime)

A Brief Review that contains Spoilers.

Beast (2017 / 2018) Theory: Moll is the Beast and Pascal is Beauty

Beast (2017 / 2018) on Amazon Prime. Major Spoilers.

World’s End Harem Controversy: Westerners are Scapegoating Japan for Christian Pedophilia

Sony, Crunchyroll, and Funimation are scapegoating Japan for Western Pedophilia.

The Handmaiden (2016) on Amazon Prime: An Intellectually Stimulating LGBT Romance and Heist story

If you’re an adult who has Amazon Prime, give yourself the pleasure of watching this wonderful film. This film gets a 10 / 10 in every category. One of the most beautiful depictions of LGBT intimacy and love.

365 Days Film on Netflix: An Epic Rape Fantasy

The Porn flick I couldn't help but watch while slogging through Brandon Sanderson's Warbreaker.

American Ultra (2015) on Netflix

Spoilers for a Boring, Paper-thin story.

Triangle (2009) was fairly good (Amazon Prime)

Note: This will contain Major Spoilers.

My thoughts on Coherence (2013) Plot Twist and Ending

Major Spoilers for the Film Coherence (2013). Just my thoughts on it.

Coherence (2013) on Amazon Prime

This will contain Mild Spoilers, but you should NOT spoil yourself before watching this film. Do yourself a favor and go in blind.

Selah and the Spades (2020) on Amazon Prime

Spoilerific synopsis of the events of the plot in the Third Paragraph.

Blow the Man Down (2019) on Amazon Prime

There will be No Spoilers in this Review.

Evangelion Series Review (Netflix)

Mixed feelings - the anime series, Death and Rebirth film, and the End of Eva are definitely meant for teenagers. I explain why in the review and give scores for each.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Spoiler-Free Review

I felt this film was honestly just average. A lot of the latter-half felt like a rehash of Return of the Jedi, Kylo Ren's character felt like it went in a circle of nowhere, and Rey finally got character development by the movie retconning her past. I honestly felt Kylo Ren's entire character arc was … Continue reading Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Spoiler-Free Review

Avengers: Endgame Was A Horrific Atrocity

Note: This Review Will Contain Major Spoilers. Dear Fellow Thanos Worshippers, I am saddened to tell you all of the passing of the greatest man who ever existed; sinless and uncorrupted by the selfishness and narcissism of the carnal world. He who did what must be done to save our precious universe with nothing but … Continue reading Avengers: Endgame Was A Horrific Atrocity

Captain Marvel Film Review (2019)

Note: Ignore the hate, this film is a solid entry into the MCU. This review is Spoiler-Free.

Red Line (2009) Review

Red Line gives the full experience of a rush with its intense racing moments and puts you at the edge of your seat throughout it all. The Yellow Line race and Red Line race completely take the cake with the amazing experience of this film because they keep you invested for both races. This film … Continue reading Red Line (2009) Review