Avengers: Endgame Was A Horrific Atrocity

Note: This Review Will Contain Major Spoilers.

Dear Fellow Thanos Worshippers,

I am saddened to tell you all of the passing of the greatest man who ever existed; sinless and uncorrupted by the selfishness and narcissism of the carnal world. He who did what must be done to save our precious universe with nothing but love and selflessness in his heart. Indeed, the one who was woefully killed by scoundrels and immoral filth who know not His Greatness, His Kindness, and His Mercy. I speak of course of our most Exalted, the Anointed One, Our Lord and Savior Himself, and known to all who love Him as a God in Flesh: Lord Thanos!

Lord Thanos was cruelly murdered by sinful fornicators and adulterers of the worst kind with their political propaganda and biased Leftist morality rallying around the sinful figure of Satan in flesh, the Evil One, a man whose heart is so evil that it is made of machine unlike a normal human heart; the mechanical Satan in red, Ironman. He and his Satanic cult called the Avengers, a group of thuggish brutes who seek bloodshed upon all those who disagree with them, commenced horrific atrocities upon Lord Thanos’s fleet and cruelly murdered Our Lord and Savior after thoroughly cheating when they previously lost to him in a fair contest of strength in the last film.

These cheaters, fornicators, and sinful people who live in the filth of the carnal world and who couldn’t accept our Lord and Savior bringing forth the rapture to save the Chosen Few to ascend to the afterlife instead chose to commit blasphemy and sacrilege against Our Lord. I dare not speak of the horrific blasphemy that these Satanists conducted upon the Good works of Lord Thanos and his message of eternal peace for those who were the Chosen Few and for the universe at large.

For those who doubt our Lord and Savior’s message; take note of Our Lord’s accomplishments. At the end of Infinity War, Lord Thanos compassionately brought about the Rapture and saved those Chosen by His Will to be sent to an eternal afterlife. He did it out of his selfless compassion for all living things as any God of Mercy and Compassion would do. Despite being killed by a cowardly attack after He destroyed the temptations of the Infinity Stones, He was brought to life again and resurrected from death itself which proves He is a God according to certain human standards. Moreover, he had prophets. Let us bask in the wisdom of the Prophets and hope that Lord Thanos will one day come again to bring about the rapture once more to save all life in the universe!


The Prophet Proxima Midnight spoke: In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Thanos: They shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord Thanos, and from the glory of His power; When He shall come to be glorified in His Black Order, and to be admired in all them that believe (because our testimony among you was believed) in that day.

It is narrated on the authority of Ebony Maw, the Messenger of Lord Thanos, observed: The Avengers come to everyone of you and say: Who created this and that? till he questions: Why should Lord Thanos get to decide your fate? When they come to that, one should seek refuge in Lord Thanos and keep away (from such idle thoughts).

The Prophet Gamora narrated that Lord Thanos spoke the following: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me, cannot be my disciple. For which of you, intending to build a tower, sitteth not down first, and counteth the cost, whether he have sufficient to finish it? Lest haply, after he hath laid the foundation, and is not able to finish it, all that behold it begin to mock him, Saying, This man began to build, and was not able to finish. Or what king, going to make war against another king, sitteth not down first, and consulteth whether he be able with ten thousand to meet him that cometh against him with twenty thousand? Or else, while the other is yet a great way off, he sendeth an ambassage, and desireth conditions of peace. So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

The Prophet Nebula said, “If anyone of you, when having sexual relation with his wife, say: ‘In the name of Lord Thanos. O Thanos! Protect us from Avengers and prevent Avengers from approaching our offspring you are going to give us,’ and if he begets a child (as a result of that relation) The Avengers will not harm it.”

The horrible film Avengers: Endgame gets a 10/10!

2 thoughts on “Avengers: Endgame Was A Horrific Atrocity

  1. Conan’s Father “Fire and wind of the sky, from the Gods of the sky; but Crom is your God, Crom who lives in the Earth. Once giants lived in the Earth, Conan, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled Crom and they took from him the Enigma of Steel. Crom was angered and he was shook, and fire and wind struck down these giants and threw their bodies into the waters. But in their rage, they forgot about the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. And those who found it, was just men, not Gods, not giants, just men. But the secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery, a riddle. You must learn it’s secret, you must learn it’s discipline, for no one, no one on this Earth can you trust, not man, not women, not beast… this you can trust”

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