Why Islam Is Currently The Dumbest Religion Ever

Note: The Cartoon above was by Nahed Hattar, a Ex-Christian political activist who was murdered in Jordan for blaspheming by making that cartoon above. 

5/3/2025 update: Updated citations due to some links being scrubbed.

12/25/2025 Update: For a more thorough critique, click here.


Black dog is a devil: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Muslim/USC-MSA/Book-4/Hadith-1032/

Satan laughs when you yawn: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-8/Book-73/Hadith-242/

Bad dreams from Satan: https://hadithcollection.com/sahihbukhari/sahih-bukhari-book-87-interpretation-of-dreams/sahih-bukhari-volume-009-book-087-hadith-number-124

Bell is Satan’s instrument: https://sunnah.com/muslim/37/159

Satan touches babies: https://hadithcollection.com/sahihbukhari/sahih-bukhari-book-55-prophets/sahih-bukhari-volume-004-book-055-hadith-number-641

Donkeys bray because they see Satan: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-4/Book-54/Hadith-522/

Satan eats food from ground: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Muslim/USC-MSA/Book-23/Hadith-5046/

Satan eats with left hand: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Malik/USC-MSA/Book-49/Hadith-6/

Satan steals food: https://hadithcollection.com/sahihbukhari/sahih-bukhari-book-38-representation-authorization-business-by-proxy/sahih-bukhari-volume-003-book-038-hadith-number-505b

Satan ties knots when you sleep: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-4/Book-54/Hadith-491/

Satan pees in your ears: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-2/Book-21/Hadith-245/

Satan rests in your nose: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Muslim/USC-MSA/Book-2/Hadith-462/

Satan watches you have intercourse: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-4/Book-54/Hadith-493/

Satan gives you ideas: https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/253

Women come in shape of devil: https://quranx.com/Hadith/Muslim/USC-MSA/Book-8/Hadith-3240/

Satan makes menstruation bleeding worse: https://sunnah.com/bulugh/1/169

Satan roams among Muslims who pray: https://sunnah.com/riyadussaliheen/9/102

Satan likes poetry: https://sunnah.com/urn/1281560

Satan makes you forget: https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/73

Satan “passes wind” during call for prayer: https://hadithcollection.com/sahihbukhari/sahih-bukhari-book-11-call-to-prayers-adhaan/sahih-bukhari-volume-001-book-011-hadith-number-582

Links to Hadiths and Quranic Verses were courtesy of Youtuber Apostate Prophet

 


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