Invincible Review: Omni-man Did Nothing Wrong

Omni-man is well and truly the hero that humanity deserves. As a Viltrumite capable of living like a God among us filthy mortals, he sees humanity for what it truly is. His only mistake was not properly educating his son on the filth of humanity and having mercy for the filthy, disgusting human animals that vomit and shit all over their own environment creating endless disaster upon disaster while warring, raping, and robbing from each other.

Thus, it is only fitting that aliens with godlike powers should conquer humanity and improve it. What is Mark Grayson even really fighting for? How can anyone trust the idiotic beliefs of a wannabe-superhero who is still in high school? His father has lived for thousands of years and knows exactly how to make humans respect their betters. In the same way that nobody really cares about righting the wrongs of slavery, the Native American genocide, the British genocides of Ireland and India and Tasmania, and how nobody does anything about the situation in the Central African Republic nor are we of the US any closer to ending the Taliban or Al Qaeda after 20 years of war in Afghanistan; will anyone really care after they take over or will humans start praising them for being the “revealed truth” and “morally good” after killing millions just like how murderers and rapists like Moses and his people are praised for being righteous despite genocide and war rape? The fact is that Nolan Grayson is right. We’re like a bunch of stupid children incapable of improving ourselves, pissing all over everything in a gigantic mess, and needing gentle guidance. Mark Grayson is the true villain. He should have appreciated what his father said more and respected his parental and omnipotent authority. We human filth need some culling and cleansing if our betters suggest it is the objectively good thing to do.

I mean, really? What are the moral standards of humanity anyway? Even just this month, the US went from saying countries shouldn’t prioritize their countries first to telling India they wanted to prioritize the US first up until backlash made the Biden administration change their mind. So, if superpowered aliens were to come and conquer us, what do we really have to lose? They’d be offering better medical facilities to prevent viruses like COVID-19. You don’t want another pandemic, do you? The fact is, Omni-man has a natural right to kill whoever he wants and for whatever reason because he’s more powerful and intelligent than we’ll ever be. If anything, he’s just saving the planet by culling the weak so the rest don’t starve from hunger. Oh but uhhh he destroyed Chicago and killed people! Like, we humans don’t bomb entire cities and kill each other on whims or even on baseless rumors like the US bombing of the Sudanese medical facility under Bill Clinton? What arrogance we have to say that the Viltrumites are wrong! The Viltrumites are exactly like us, but superior in intellect, power, and they live much longer. This is merely the natural order of both the world and the universe. If Viltrumites want to conquer humanity, humans have a moral obligation to peacefully submit and accept whatever cleansing they wish to do to depopulate us so that we filthy human savages are no longer a danger to ourselves.

And if you believe in a god or afterlife, just rationalize it as meeting the afterlife sooner. Some of you believe that you’ll “live forever” after you die, right? Keep clinging to that delusion. 😊

Oh, and Invincible Season 1 on Amazon Prime gets a 10 / 10 from me.

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